11:30 pm on a Friday event night – which was a twerk contest – and there were 5 people in the club, excluding us. We waited 30 mins to give it a shot, and no one besides the staff walked through the doors.

The staff was really friendly, but not upfront about the situation, which they never are anyways. However, it would’ve saved us a lot of time and brain cells. Cover charge is cheaper for women than men, and drinks are average $9-13.

Bottle service is available, but that doesn’t matter when no one is in the club. You’re better off going to the liquor store and buying a bottle to drink on the streets with people around – even though it’s illegal in Canada.

Music is hip-hop, trap, and some house. The 5 people there were dressed in typical club attire, dresses, heels, or a cute jumpsuit. Men wore button-ups and jeans. The girls in the twerking contest wore spandex and some volleyball knee pads, so that brought in diversity.

What else is there to say? Besides, don’t go to this club unless you want to waste your time and money. The upstairs was half bumping though, but you can’t go up unless you re-pay the cover charge to have access to both places.

Le Cinq will for sure never be seeing us again.