Tipsy Alchemist – Dallas Review

Tipsy Alchemist

Tipsy Alchemist – where you go to get tipsy because they serve the strongest drinks we’ve ever encountered. 

It had a great vibe, great drinks, and would make an ideal pre-game or date place. Pre-gaming here is so important if you’re younger because of the strength of the cocktails. But, if you’re looking to pick up chicks, this isn’t the place. It’s for sure a BYOG to the pre-game spot. 

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Tuesday

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Closed

8pm - 12am

8pm - 2am

8pm - 2am

6pm - 2am

8pm - 2am

Closed

However, this place has a very mature crowd and would be ideal to spend the whole night if you’re over 30. They offer no cover, and a few sugar babies pop in looking to get some sugar from daddy if you know what I mean. All things considered about the statement above, the ratio was off 65:35 in favor of men.

People dressed in more upscale blazers, suits, and button ups so dress like that if you’re a guy and wear a nice dress, heels, with the cutest handbag you own if you’re a lady. It’s got the “dress as you work in a law firm” kind of vibe. 
Best days to go are Thursday-Saturday between 10pm-2am. They have a nice little awning outside, which is a much more chill vibe. It has 2 floors but the top is rarely open which is such a shame because it looked so beautiful. The staff was friendly, and it’s definitely a place people can vibe out at.

Overall, not a bad spot to start the night, or to have it as your final destination. 

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DRINK PRICES

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BEST NIGHTS

Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays.

BOTTLE SERVICE

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Theory – Dallas Review

Theory

In Theory, this club had given us high hopes. We heard a lot about it and decided it was time to check out what the “hype” was about.

Upon arriving, there was a line that took 30 minutes to get in and wow, no one likes those. If you want to avoid it, show up early around 10pm. It closes at 2am which is typical of Dallas club, and through the grapevine, we heard that the Cowboy’s really like this place.

Hours

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Closed

Closed

10pm - 2am

Closed

10pm - 2am

10pm - 2am

10:30pm - 2am

The doorman was strict, but a great doorman none the less, and women and guestlist/VIP’s come first – as the should. The line was hectic and not well organized. 

Inside, however, had an amazing vibe even though the ratio was about 60:40 in favor of men.  There were girls dancing on top of the sears and the VIP section looked amazing – definitely a place you want bottle service. 

The average age was roughly 21-28 with a mixed crowd of a lot of people, the club filled up quite nicely but hard to dance in if you’re not creative. It built like a stadium inside which is pleasing to the eye and explains why the Cowboys like it so much. 

People here were attractive, and the men didn’t seem too creepy – always a bonus. It’s a good place to pick up someone up, but show up early! The music played here is hip-hop and the crowd was okay with it, it was a good night but with a better DJ who controlled the crowd, it would’ve been 10/10 instead of 7/10, na mean?

Dress code is to look nice, okay. No lame threads, they want to see collard shirts, and ladies in heels and a cute dress. No flip-flops ladies for the love of God. The bouncers understand if you’re not from Dallas and will let you in, but how many people in t-shirts can they really allow? Best to dress to impress, and enjoy the night worry-free.

Drinks are decently priced, but bottles will enhance this experience by 85%. Coming here with a group of friends will be your best bet, it isn’t a date place. 

Verdict = Theory was worth the hype. 

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DRINK PRICES

Drinks are decently priced, but bottles will enhance this experience by 85%.

BEST NIGHTS

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BOTTLE SERVICE

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Waterproof – Dallas Review

Waterproof

Probably rated the worst for marketing names out there for clubs, waterproof? What the… 
But, should be the judge a club by the name or by what it brings to the table? We decided to give it a chance, and honestly, we’re happy we did. 

Waterproof is located at the top of the Statler Hotel, and the views of Downtown Dallas are seriously breathtaking. It gives off that “Miami pool with cabanas and beautiful people” vibe because that’s exactly what it has. Oh, wait.. maybe that’s why they called it waterproof? Still ridiculous either way.

Hours

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

10am - 12am

10am - 12am

10am - 12am

10am - 12am

10am - 2am

10am - 2am

10am - 12am

This spot is open during the day and the night – but let’s focus on the nightlife, after all, we are The Nokturnal Group. The staff are very friendly, there is no cover, but the drinks are expensive and with all things considered, it makes sense. This place is great when you go with a dope group of homies, especially if you’re single and ready to mingle.  Ladies, go with the girls and you’re bound to have a good time. 

Everyone looked very stylish – and beautiful – but there was no strict dress code. Look put together, and there will be no problem. Music was typical for a rooftop with a lot of mainstream dance-pop remixes, and the ratio was decent!

An overall solid place especially Friday and Saturday nights 9pm-2am and Sunday they’re open till 12am. Definitely, a place to go to for a solid or a chill night. 

MUSIC

Music was typical for a rooftop with a lot of mainstream dance-pop remixes, and the ratio was decent!

DRINK PRICES

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BEST NIGHTS

Fridays & Saturdays.

BOTTLE SERVICE

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Citizen- Dallas Review

Citizen

Citizen probably is one of the best places to hit in Dallas if you like beautiful decor, hip hop music, and a mature upscale crowd. The club operates between the hours of 11pm-2am and doesn’t go off till about midnight. Makes sense because people like to save the best place for last, and that’s exactly what this club is.

It’s strict towards who gets in the club and if you don’t know anyone with a table, or aren’t getting one yourself you better show up early with a lot of beautiful ladies if you want to get in. 

Hours

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Closed

Closed

Closed

10:30pm - 2am

10:30pm - 2am

10:30pm - 2am

10:30pm - 2am

Bottle prices range between $5-600 a bottle and you’re going to want to dress to impress. There ain’t no time to play at Citizen. There are lots of women dressed up in their best cocktail attire or the latest trends, and men typically wear collard shirts – which is the safest bet. If you’re ready to drop some serious cash on bottles, then no one really cares what you wear, they only care if it looks nice.

Our best advice for Citizen is to hop on that guest list. No one wants to wait outside when the club is lit, and no one wants to wait in the club for it to get lit, so do everyone including yourself a favor and just get on the guest list. 

Drinks range between $10-15 but don’t expect any nice dish wear – drinks are served in plastic cups which is a big downer for the environment(we are an eco-friendly establishment). Guess what? There isn’t a cover charge. Biggggg bonus!

Other exciting actives in this place included a photo booth in the back along with the smoking section. But the real seller here is the bottles, every 10 minutes it seemed a table was popping them. Beware, a lot of women want to get in on them and try to sit around and drink. However, if you don’t care then great! Because the ratio is 70:30 in favor of women. 

Overall, the best nights to go are Saturday and Sunday, but Friday and Thursday aren’t bad either. Citizen will see The Nokturnal Group again, popping bottles with the crew. 

MUSIC

Hip Hop.

DRINK PRICES

Drinks range between $10-15 but don’t expect any nice dish wear – drinks are served in plastic cups which is a big downer for the environment(we are an eco-friendly establishment).

BEST NIGHTS

Overall, the best nights to go are Saturday and Sunday, but Friday and Thursday aren’t bad either. 

BOTTLE SERVICE

Bottle prices range between $5-600 a bottle and you’re going to want to dress to impress.